If I were a tree, I'd be a palm tree

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any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping

how sure are you about that

vomits on everything

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help, i can’t stop laughing

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kirtens:

when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

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phlep:

if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

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twyll:

good posts with a long string of terrible comments

good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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#this is literally me and I’m only like 20

this is literally me and I’m 13

^too accurate

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The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

OH MY GOD